I was driving to an appointment yesterday and came up behind a very small little car. On the back boot were the words, ‘Pop’s Billycart. Caution: Vees Frequently Sideways’. A practical person would give such a car a wide berth. I drove closer to snap a picture of it. Whatever you do don’t tell my… Continue reading Pop’s Billycart
This evening I sent my younger sister a photo of a set of underpants I purchased with the logo ‘TRADIE’ printed around the waist band in tasteful neon pink, sky blue and caterpilla green. The fashion gods have, at last, answered my prayers. Kate: Anna!!! I’ve now got my super tradie underpants! Now I need… Continue reading Anna and the Wonder Pants
Afternoon naps for me are like sleeping suspended in a time travelling coffin full of flurescent Skittle flavoured jelly. If you have trouble visualising this, let me help. The time travelling coffin makes you feel like a disorientated comatised vampire. The flurescent jelly makes your brain squeasy and fluffy headed.The sugary Skittleness of it all… Continue reading An Elephant Kind Of Night
I parked my van at a rest stop to walk my puppy today and a bunch of cyclists pulled up. On the way back to my van, I saw a man peeing very close by, out in the open. I’m wondering what the etiquette is for situations like this. Do I politely pretend I’m blind… Continue reading Peeing Cyclists
So I moved into a camper van about two months ago. It’s a story for another time. During the week I park my van on a friend’s property, but on the weekend I head over to the folk’s place to chill with them. This evening my nine-year-old brother came tapping on my van door and… Continue reading What Would You Rather?
Technology has taken us into an innovative age which even a causual tech user such as myself can appreciate. There is, however, one realm which I feel technology should never venture: the bathroom. Malfuntioning electronic touch pad toilets have convinced me that this frontier for technology is a utter disaster. Being a conscientious toilet user,… Continue reading Electronic Toilet Warfare
Last night I announce it was bedtime. Me: ‘Time for me to hit -‘ Mum: ‘The frog and toad.’ Me: ‘-hay stack…wait, what?’ Mum: ‘Frog and toad.’ Me: ‘The frog and toad??’ Mum: ‘I don’t know really what it means. I think you say it when you want to hit the road, but instead you… Continue reading A Conversation With Mum