Afternoon naps for me are like sleeping suspended in a time travelling coffin full of flurescent Skittle flavoured jelly. If you have trouble visualising this, let me help.
The time travelling coffin makes you feel like a disorientated comatised vampire. The flurescent jelly makes your brain squeasy and fluffy headed.The sugary Skittleness of it all makes you unaccountable for your sugar hyped actions.
In these cases, when you rise from a jelly induce slumber, there are some things you just can’t fight.
Like your inner elephant.