Last night I announce it was bedtime.
Me: ‘Time for me to hit -‘
Mum: ‘The frog and toad.’
Me: ‘-hay stack…wait, what?’
Mum: ‘Frog and toad.’
Me: ‘The frog and toad??’
Mum: ‘I don’t know really what it means. I think you say it when you want to hit the road, but instead you say, ‘It’s time to hit the frog and toad’.’
Well. There you go. You learn new things every bedtime.