DJ · Nature · Photography

Can You Feed Me?

IMG_0314There’s something you should know about me.

IMG_0325When I get snap-happy, I really get snap-happy.

IMG_0341I’m a very mercenary photographer. I accept only near-perfect and everything else goes ‘weeeeeeeee’ down the Delete Slide to Trash Bin Heaven.

IMG_0316Therefore, it’s highly probable, if something catches my attention, I’ll snap-happy it for twenty to sixty minutes.

Or until near-perfection.

IMG_0330Attaining near-perfection can be hard.

Especially when you’re pretending to know what you’re doing.

Wait, did I say that? Ha!

IMG_0351‘Are you done yet?’

IMG_0319No! I have 78 more near-perfect possible shots to take! I MUST KEEP SNAPPING!!

IMG_0349‘I smelt those flowers fifteen minutes ago. It took me, like, two seconds. I don’t know what your deal is.’

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Buffhead, you don’t understand.

NEAR-PERFECTION WILL BE MINE!

I WILL SEE ITS FACE!

I VOWEL BEFORE ALL THAT’S HOLY THAT I WILL-

IMG_0350‘Can you feed me? I know you have snacks in your bag.’

Sigh.

Coming.

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