Like the time I helped the Boss dig a trench for the plumber.
(If you ever wish to accurately test your fitness level you should try digging a trench for a plumber. The results are very revealing.)
Some weeks, I don’t touch a brush or roller. Some weeks my arm biceps hope they never see brush bristles again. I tell them to not to be big babies.
You talk to your arm biceps too, right?
Hey, I have a joke for you. What did the girl with the big mama drill say to the rust?
‘Rust thou days art numbered! Mwahahahahaha!’
Usually, roof jobs are a one person job, but the Boss needed my awesome rust grounding skills, and to keep his roof harness rope and spray gun hose out of the fresh paint.
Ever worn a roof harness?
Did you know when you wear a roof harness you get 1.4 wedgies a minute?
That’s a lot of wedgies a day.
Happy Roof Harness Wedgie Day to you all!
xx Trouser Girl