He’s a cockatiel with one thought, one mission and one aim in life.
The first is to disguise his inner royal grump with his Cute Head Tilting Act.
He works very hard at this.
It’s best to comply with demands like this, especially when a feathery vertebrate is the one giving the orders. It’s less painful that way. Trust me, I have years of experience on this topic; cocktiels take scratching very seriously.
For Nemo the Grump, it’s the Eleventh Commandment.
xx Trouser Girl