My arms are so ouchy, I sanded a wall
Along with my hardworking buddy
We sanded for hours, got covered in dust
Let me tell you now, we were grubby
A wall that needs sanding, I highly suggest
For those wanting bicepts all plump
As long as you know, it comes with a price
Prepare for the pain FOR A MONTH!
I was gonna to tell you
Which sand pad to use,
The know-how it needs to get done
But honest, I think
The memory’s too raw
Let’s save it for later, please hun?
So here I conclude
Should you one day find
Yourself nose to nose with a substrate
Think of me then
Remember these words
‘Ouchy arms’, ‘lots of dust’, ‘poor old Kate’!
xx The Girl in Trousers