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Serious People

I’ve noticed that sometimes something happens on this blog of mine. I channel unconscious themes. It happens unconsciously. Without me knowing it.

I’m pretty slow. It can take me a while to identify my unconscious post streaming pattern.

Because of the whole unconscious bit.

And also because my brain cells are as slow as a flea up a gorilla’s arm pit.

If you didn’t think a flea was slow, you should try being one while stuck up a gorilla’s arm pit.

You may have noticed, because I know you’re all smart and highly intelligent beings, that my recent post theme is involves the word ‘work’. Now, I know a while ago I said I was going to try to shake up my blog content, but this post doesn’t count.

Because I’m an unconscious blogging zombie.

And my brain cells are as slow as flea up a gorilla’s arm pit.

Since the theme is work, I would like to walk you through an aspect of tradies you may not know.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREWe are very serious people.


Whatever anyone might have told you about tradies, we are among the top most serious, most solemn group of people you will find on the planet.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREFirstly, because we take eating very seriously.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREEspecially, when it involves the delicious, flavoursome, mouth-watering essence of cake pops.

Exif_JPEG_PICTURESecondly, we never behave in any sort of unbecoming manner. Literally, that means any behaviour that may be deemed unsophisticated, immature or juvenile.

You may have been told otherwise, but it’s utter fiction.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREWe behave with dignity. We have master the correct amount of decorum.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREOur social events are those you would expect from people with a high cultural standing in the community.


We wouldn’t be seen dead making a public scene.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREI guess what I’m trying to convey here is trades people really are very serious people.

We really, really are.

Exif_JPEG_PICTUREAnd we always will be.

Disclosure: The above photo is a depiction of a flea stuck up a gorilla’s arm pit.

The Girl in Trousers

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