The Munchkin and I ordered hot chips the other day. They say the thing we spend the most time doing in life is waiting.
Ordering hot chips is no exception.
However, the Munchkin is a creative little guy and found something entertaining to do.
If anyone told you I had a hand in instigating this entertainment, I would flat jack deny it.
I am a very mature and cultured being.
It took a few failed attempts…
And a lot of giggling…
But with some practice we got it in the right facial vicinity.
Now, ladies and gents, it is time for a theatrical performance!
‘Bonjour, I am Poirot, tha famous detective. I am working on a case most intriguing.’
‘Aah-ha! How could I have been so stoopid! The answer was beneath my nose all eelong.’
‘They have fooled Poirot for a moment, but ‘ere is no mind as great as mine, nes pas? No criminaarl will evar outwit the great Poirot!’
The Munchkin takes a bow and the crowd cheers.
xx The Girl in Trousers